Her: Is that your car? That's a beautiful car!
Me: Thanks!
Her: What kind is it?
Me: It's a Lotus.
Her (to her male companion): It's sooo beautiful! Can you buy me one?
(she puts her arms around his neck and smooches him)
Me (to him): You can pick them up used pretty cheap.
Him: *glare*
Me: I'm not helping, am I?
Him: No.